Pitchforks, Pizza Time Travel & Paranormal Job Fairs

In Episode 9 of Shadow Chat Sessions, we reach a new apex of absurd with time travelers, werewolves, haunted hallways, and criminals who truly did not think it through.

This week’s lineup includes:

• A man who tried to rob a Waffle House with a pitchfork, then stabbed a trash can for good measure

• A conspiracy theory that claims HAARP is controlling the weather — and maybe your mood swings

• A Redditor’s nightmare: “I Think My Neighbor Is a Time Traveler — and I Have the Pizza Receipts to Prove It”

• A car thief who returned to the dealership he robbed to apply for a job

• A man who attempted to steal a live alligator from a zoo, calling it his emotional support reptile

• A Missouri man who robbed a bank and left behind his own birth certificate as a calling card

And in our Weird Shit segment:

• An octopus that can literally rewrite its RNA on command

• A man who claims he hasn’t slept since 2004

• The Beast of Bray Road, Wisconsin’s legendary werewolf

• The Ghost of Hammersmith, a haunting so confusing it changed British law

• And a TikTok content house that might actually be haunted — nightly visits from something that paces the hallway at 3:33 AM

👻 Crime. 🛸 Conspiracies. 🧬 Cephalopods. 💀 Poltergeists.
If it’s weird, haunted, or legally baffling, we’re covering it.

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